dear dude who wrote this missed connection:

“US air flight 975 from Charlotte to Raleigh - m4w

You where the lovely blond young woman wearing shorts sitting in seat 6e. I was the 6 ft tall 175 lb brunette sitting the row in front of you. We barely spoke, but made eye contact when we were waiting to deplane. I then let you in front of me before we got off the plane. I wouldnt do this, but you are simply stunning. Im sorry we didnt get the chance to talk, but thought id take the long shot on this. If interested, drop me a line.”

i was sitting beside your “lovely blond young woman” in seat 6f. you know, the woman you practically knocked over with your boner, er, i mean, bag because you were in such a hurry to chase shorty mcshort-shorts? anyway, i just wanted to let you know that she tooted on the plane & it smelled like baby farts.

warmly,

melissa.

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