my beat is correct.

just buy me a drink already.

when i had long hair, guys would tell me i looked “kind of like vanessa hugdens.” & now that i cut it all off, i get “halle berry when she had short hair, a little.”

but neither of those comparisons are true. not even close. what i like about the way i look is that i don’t look like anyone. so, men, if you see me at a bar, please don’t use “you remind me of … ” as your opening line. no one wants to be told she’s a less-hot version of someone else.

but, if you insist on comparing me to a public figure, i’d go with this person.