so, last night
i had a dream that i printed a shirt that said, “hey ladies, before you consider making out with me, there’s something serious you should know: i speak in text.”
& in my dream, i sent one to albert (seoulbrother) as retaliation for sending me an 80s pony car that had “i have bad credit” spray painted on it.
i don’t know what any of this means. except that dream melissa sucks at revenge.
