December 2009
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you need to study your grammar, son.
tracy: so, how you doing over there, theo huxtable?
toofer: i'm doing good.
tracy: nah-uh. superman does good; you're doing well.
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“underwear” — the magnetic...
people be trippin'.
my parents didn’t give me a middle name, so this year i gave myself one: rhys.
the only problem is that when people see it, they always say, “rhys. how’d you get that?” oh, so because i’m a little brown girl i can’t have a welsh name? my brother’s name is sven, & he’s not scandinavian. is that wrong, too?
& then i feel really stupid because...
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“found a job” — talking heads.
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it's friday, motherfuckers! →
you know how latinos (is that what we go by?) are supposed to be really good dancers? yeah, that’s a lie. i have zero rhythm. but i also have no shame, so it cancels out.
that latin lover thing is totally true, though.
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“i have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; i always feel...”
– mark twain.
i hope i never fall out of love with myself. i have a feeling i’m pretty hard to get over.
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“the perfect kiss” — new order.
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